Defcon 4... Today's Current Defcon Level Alert Condition Is At Defcon Level Four (4)... The DEFCON Warning System... The DEFCON system was developed by the Joint Chiefs of Staff (JCS) and unified and specified combatant commands.[2] It prescribes five graduated levels of readiness (or states of alert) for the U.S. military. Wikipedia: DEFCON...

THE #LAZARUS #INITIATIVE launches on April 1st via a 3 hour syndicated live-stream broadcast at 11am EST / 4pm GMT. "The Lazarus Initiative is assembling a pantheon of the world’s leading icons in #consciousness, #medicalscience, #quantumsciences, archeo-cosmology & theology, forensic analysis and #truth & disclosure..." The Lazarus Initiative: In pursuit of full-spectrum human and planetary emancipation... They just gave us a heads up that DEFCON 1 is inbound. Mirrored timestamp 1:15 5:11 Love the 107 Plane too Code: May God also grant all of us the wisdom to ask what concrete steps we can take to reduce the violence and weaponry in our midst. Note when we just sent the go orders and when this Tweet went live. Coincidence? Pray. Q Gab: WhipLash347: They just gave us a heads up that DEFCON 1 is inbound.... You will get 7 Presidential Msgs to your phones before they cut them off. Q did say to download Signal App. It has been previously used by CIA, but it a highly encrypted military App. There will be a military satellite sent up for it, just like the TURKSAT Rocket is a Military Satellite for Military Comms to TV's/Radio's for Europe, Africa, Mid East & Asia. Gab: @WhipLash347: ...

🎭 WASHINGTON, D.C.—The media is praising Biden's great idea for vaccine passports as "much-needed positive reinforcement" to encourage people to get vaccinated. There are some, however, who believe that some stronger negative reinforcement is needed for people who refuse the vaccine. To address this, the administration is also proposing some kind of mark or patch to identify the unvaccinated. Biden Proposes Some Kind Of Mark Or Patch To Identify Those Who Aren't Vaccinated...

🎭 WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to sources at the National Archives, doctors rushed the United States Constitution to the hospital and were forced to hook the document up to a ventilator after it began having trouble breathing Sunday afternoon. Constitution Dies Of Coronavirus...

🎭 Admitting concerns that the full ramifications could never be reversed, experts reportedly voiced their worries Wednesday that students would fall behind after spending the past year in the U.S. education system. Experts Worried Students Will Fall Behind After Spending Past Year In U.S. Education System...

🎭 Upon hearing that San Diego teachers were providing instruction to migrant children but not American citizens, many clever parents began disguising their kids as illegal immigrants in hopes that their kids could finally see the inside of a classroom. Parents Disguising Kids As Illegal Immigrants So They Can Receive In-Person Teaching...

🎭 Kamala Harris chooses Bill Clinton to empower women! There are of course no problems with that. And of course all the criticism she is getting for this decision is completely unfair.
Kamala Chooses Bill Clinton To Empower Women!?...

🎭 In a time of unprecedented partisan division, with distrust of facts and science at an all-time high, it’s more important than ever for those in power to back their words with actions and lead by example, and it appears that the White House is aiming to do just that: President Joe Biden has announced plans to get circumcised on live television to prove to all Americans that it’s safe. Leading By Example: President Biden Will Get Circumcised On Live Television To Prove To Americans That It’s Safe...

🎭 ONE year to the day since the government locked down the UK, here’s how to mark the occasion without lifting a finger: Get drunk in front of the telly: five ways to mark a year of lockdown...

🎭 Warning that the jam could cause major disruptions among intergalactic shipping networks, dismayed NASA officials announced Monday that a massive freighter was currently stuck between the Earth and the Moon. Dismayed NASA Announces Massive Cargo Ship Stuck Between Earth And Moon...

🎭 More and more women are claiming compensation after having to lock lips with Steven Seagal while acting. Have you had to kiss Steven Seagal as part of a film? You could be entitled to compensation...

🎭 CURRENTLY enjoying multiple acts of self-love a day? With lockdown easing soon, here’s how to cut back on your debilitating habit. How to wean yourself off your lockdown wanking schedule...

🎭 Making the proclamation with “99% certainty,” finance whiz Seth McTurner predicted Tuesday that the Dow would open at 9:30 a.m. tomorrow. “I’m calling it now: The Dow will open tomorrow morning at half past nine,” said McTurner, whose words were heeded by thousands of investors across the country who regularly relied on the acclaimed stock market guru for advice. Making the proclamation with “99% certainty,” finance whiz Seth McTurner predicted Tuesday that the Dow would open at 9:30 a.m. tomorrow. “I’m calling it now: The Dow will open tom...

🎭 As part of the government’s Global Britain strategy, the UK has offered help to the Egyptian government by sending in the world’s foremost experts at claiming a widely mocked catastrophe is actually a brilliant opportunity that will be praised by future historians. Suez blockage: UK sends team of experts to help Egypt pretend this is what they wanted all along...

🎭 Meeting with an HR representative for his first day on the job, new Wells Fargo employee Kyle Menardi was walked through all the crimes he’ll be asked to commit, sources confirmed Wednesday. New Wells Fargo Employee Walked Through All The Crimes He’ll Be Asked To Commit...

🎭 As news emerged that the BBC has cancelled The Mash Report, people who have spent the last few years bemoaning cancel culture are celebrating a show being cancelled because they didn’t like it making jokes about the things they like. Man who insists ‘cancel culture is a cancer’ busy celebrating cancellation of comedy show he didn’t like...

🎭 Sharing stories about the final conversation you had with someone who’s passed away is a wonderful way to keep their spirit alive, but it’s pretty baffling to do if the person hasn’t died. Case in point: Oprah Winfrey just opened up about the final conversation she had with Tom Hanks. Does She Think He Died? Oprah Winfrey Just Opened Up About The Final Conversation She Had With Tom Hanks...

🎭 Our world is overwhelmingly complex. Forming your own beliefs and values can be a lifelong process, and the answers to questions of right and wrong are rarely black and white. Fount Of Wisdom: This Person’s Worldview Is Gradually Being Shaped By Viral Tweets From TV Writers Whose Politics Are Entirely Based On Viral Tweets From Other TV Writers...

🎭 WANT to buy a house but can’t face the gruelling process of applying for a mortgage? Try these incredibly difficult activities that are still easier than doing all that paperwork. Achieving spiritual enlightenment: Five things easier than getting a mortgage...

🎭 THE UK’s £22bn test and trace service has admitted there is no way it can possibly track six cases of the Brazilian coronavirus variant. Test-and-trace overwhelmed by six cases...

🎭 WELL-OFF baby boomers have agreed that Covid vaccinations should be restricted to property owners, to incentivise the young. Young people should only get vaccine if they've bought a house, say boomers...

🎭 Calling the infrastructure project an overture to a long-neglected corner of the country, Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg announced a major $90 billion plan Monday to revamp America’s balsa wood bridges for miniature Americans. Buttigieg Reveals $90 Billion Plan To Revamp Balsa Wood Bridges For Miniature Americans...

🎭 Now more than ever, employers are becoming more sensitive to their workers’ well-being, and this story is a prime example of how companies can look after their employees and make mental health a priority: this company just gave its staff a full week off to catch up on work stuff! Self-Care FTW: This Company Just Gave Its Staff A Full Week Off To Catch Up On Work Stuff...

Here’s what it will be like when cancel culture cancels everything! Society will be better when everything is canceled by cancel culture, including culture. When Cancel Culture Cancels Everything... In this video you’ll see how people treat free speech these days. Should freedom of speech still be a thing?
How People Treat Free Speech These Days... Here are some facts about the fact checkers you may not know. Having everything you post fact checked is important to protect you from free thinking. Facts About The Fact Checkers... You’ll see what it’s like to believe all the propaganda on the news and mainstream media. You’ll be the smartest person according to you. When You Believe All The Propaganda... Welcome to Socialist Media. Here are the new rules! with the ever-changing community guidelines, increased censorship, political manipulation, fear mongering, and brainwashing, here’s everything you need to know about the new socialist media communist guidelines. Socialist Media - The New Rules... In this video you’ll see all the proof you need to know that the lockdowns are working and we need a lot more of them during this pandemic! You’ll see the latest health updates from all your trusted sources! Proof That Lockdowns Are Working!... Here is what it would be like if football games were called like the election. The 2020 presidential election between Joe Biden and Donald Trump was decided by the media. If Football Games Were Called Like the Election... Here’s how news anchors are trained in order to most effectively deliver the most frightening information to you on a daily basis possible. How News Anchors Are Trained... Reporting to you from Texas for a Snowpocalypse freezing news update! Get all the updates on the Texas power outage, freezing temperatures, water outages, and food shortages! Texas Snowpocalypse Freezing News Update!... Here’s the scenario of how a Civil War could start! Post 2020 election with the Associated Press announcing Biden as the winner yet the official vote count, recounts, and legal challenges are still in process, The wheels could potentially be set in motion for a Civil War if Donald Trump is found to be the legal winner of the election. Here’s how it could all happen! How a Civil War Could Start!... Woke Anti-Racism Training... Woke Anti-Racism Training... The Capitol was stormed! Here is everything you need to know about the events on January 6 in Washington DC. The Capitol Was STORMED! - Everything You Need To Know... You’ll see first hand how presidential candidates are chosen. Who’s gonna run for president of an important decision that voters think they make, while in reality the real powers that be control the system. How Presidential Candidates Are Chosen... Meet the elitists who control you. Ever wonder who controls the media and politicians that control you? The Elites Who Control You...

🎭 If you wear Hanes underwear, you might want to brace yourself, because it looks like the company has a serious bone to pick with its customers: Hanes just went off on a heated Twitter rant about how the front flap in their briefs is for warming your hands, not sticking your penis through. They Are PISSED: Hanes Is Going Off On Twitter About How The Front Flap In Their Briefs Is For Warming Your Hands, Not Sticking Your Penis Through...